“Fairy Tales”

Coworker: In my life plan I would need to get married by 26, so next year. I guess that means I have a year to find a husband, but I’m ready to settle down with my boyfriend.

Me: Aww (Feigned). How long have you been together?

Coworker: Almost a year. He hasn’t said ‘I love you’ yet but I know he does. He can’t do better than me.

Me:

The “twenties” are not going to be easy.